Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Hrvatska, or Croatia (it depends on who you know.)

Oh što ja volim Jadransko More!

And really, what is there not to love? Going to the seaside in Croatia has been a favorite of ours ever since I first started coming here way back in 2007. We changed things up a bit this year and went further north than in years past... to Rovinj, Istarska. Rovinj is a beautiful and very old city, founded during the Roman Empire. There is a lot of history that I read on Wikipedia and in travel brochures that I could attempt to pass off to you, the reader, right now, but I have enough respect for you to forgo that this time around. Instead look at these pictures of our trip. 

 The cast of characters: We went with Mirko, Iva, and their son Vuk. They stayed in a hotel just a few kilometers down the coast from Rovinj and we stayed in a little bed and breakfast right in the middle of the stari grad.

 And now the setting: Rovinj is such a picturesque place... it's hard to take a bad snap of the city or the surrounding area... Of course, that doesn't mean my rolls are completely devoid of pointless photos, seemingly taken by a rhesus monkey. Rather, there are just fewer of those than usual this time.

 The old city from the far end of the pier on the marina.

 This was such a beautiful view that we couldn't actually afford it... That is a cocktail bar where one can sip Mai Tais and watch the sunset. However, for 10 or more per drink, we preferred to stay just behind the hostess stand, where the view is still thankfully free.

 First day, rock beach that was about 100 m from our front door. Later in the trip we got brave and started jumping and diving off of the rocks... Of course we have no photographic evidence of this, so you will have to take our word for it!

 More rock beach, different day. That water was soooooo clean that you could see clear to the bottom for meters and meters. It is also very salty, which means you float easily and then cure like bacon in the sun when you get out.

 Helllloooooo Rovinj! En route to the other, nicer-for-laying-out beach.

 Having a little sip of wine with some domaći sir, bought at the open market.

 You get it...

 Oldest part of the old city, standing on the pier.

 This was our home for the week we were there. Rooms Montalbano. Perfect location!

 We decided to take our best crack at a Coca Cola® advertisement. I think we did alright.

 Vuk is ready to beach it UP!!!

 When not on the beach, we walked around the stari grad, admiring it's tiny streets and somehow romantic laundry hung up everywhere.

 Posing like a couple'a bosses!

 Sunshine, good vibes.

 Evening stroll with the fam. Temišvarci!  goes to Rovinj... This comes later in the series when ratings dipped. They added a cute kid, and for sweeps week, started filming in other locations.

 Sometimes, the side streets just went straight into the sea... I suppose that was useful back in the day when the conquering hordes were at the gate.... Or maybe it was more useful for the conquering hordes? Either way, it makes for a cute little boutique run by some Australian woman who came here in '98 and "just fell in love with the place."

 ...Speaking of falling in love. How could you not with these two faces?

 Well, why bother to open the restaurant in the first place? It's like some people don't even want foreigners to come in and request the same boring, soulless food night in and night out. Geez.

 Eating truffle paste samples in the pijaca. I could have done this all day because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TRUFFLES, but Nata grew weary of the overzealous vendors in the marketplace.

 Pretty flowers, pretty lady.

 Dave on a boat.

 ...Like a 28 year old kid in a candy store. But for real, this place was so amazing. So much candy!!!

 And 20 mins later, the sugar buzz was in full effect.

 This is where we kicked off most every night, chilling on the pier by the marina, watching all ze Germans walk by and soaking it all up.

 Blayin' like true blayers do¹

 Beautiful Rovinj with different lighting.

 This is the episode of Temišvarci! where they deal with a serious social issue in a superficial way, a la Jessie Spano and caffeine pills in Saved by the Bell. Let's say... seafood addiction? Whatever, the point is either this is a charming pose, or Natalija has really bottomed out.

And then there was this centuries old Roman ampitheatre. I don't have any funny remarks. It's just an ampitheatre: giant, pretty, old. Why poke fun?

¹ blejati (blay-at-ï), v. inf. "to blej, spec. to sit around and do not much of anything productive or of value to society" derived from "blej," an onomatopoeic representation of the sound a sheep makes

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Noćni Život pt. 2

Okay, I have been putting off writing this post for a bit now for a few reasons... Mostly, we have just been going at a pretty quick pace these past few days (and I can definitely say that my organism is no longer capable of doing what I could do even a few years ago). Also, our camera has been traveling around between our friends whilst we hang, and (how shall I put this?) some of them hold the view that photographic quantity is more desirable than quality... Which means that I have literally hundreds of snaps to sort through in order to string together a post. Anywho, enough of the bitching, no more preamble or geography lessons: Let's go out, in true Srpska fora!

 Rakija is the national drink in Serbia, and every country in this region has its own variant. The term, rakija, is really a broad name for any kind of brandy-like alcohol made from a variety of different fruits. It can range from minimally alcoholic and sweet, like juice, to industrial strength paint thinner. This photo was taken at Rakija Bar, whose owners have tasked themselves with the mission of promoting a taste and passion for fine rakija. Each serving comes specially paired with little hor d'oeuvres to accentuate the flavor. Here we have dunjavača, made from a quince, and višnjavača, made from Serbian sour cherries.

Aaaaaand after a few sips of the finest rakija available in Belgrade, one of course needs a hearty gyro to soak up what the hor d'oeuvres could not dream of accomplishing! Natalija was more than a little surprised that I managed to make short work of this whole situation.  

 Sometimes, a good night out involves young ones, but only at Pivnica Tošin Bunar, aka Džakarta. And of course, once you bring the little guys, you have to entertain them, which is why you see Natalija forming her hands into a makeshift koš, or basket for mali Vuk to shoot his tiny paper basketball through. (House made wine encourages ingenuity, even in child rearing!) Disclaimer: Vuk's parents, Mirko and Iva, actually didn't drink that night, they just came out to sit with us while we did.

 If one wants something a little more on the going out side of going out, then one should go to Red Bar. It is located in Skadarlija,  which is the legendary bohemian quarter of Belgrade. It is always full of Beograđani and stranci (of which I am one). It is like a very cosmopolitan pub. It helps that the waiters there are friends of our friends!

 Our pet, Mirko, such a good boy!

 Vlada, who used to work at Red Bar, and who still can get us service there faster than probably anybody else in all of Serbia.

 Once the night is no longer young, you have to start considering your options for the not insubstantial trip back to Surčin. There are taxis, which are expensive; regular buses, which stop running far too early for us; and the Night Bus! The night bus leaves later and costs a little extra, but we found that buying a coffee for the very outgoing ticket taker and her driver colleague take care of that pesky detail!

Sometimes going out can be a family affair, like when Natalija, Vesna, Lela, Danny, Roby, and I all go sit in Skadarlija to hear music. 

Then again, sometimes going out can mean staying in... Like last Saturday when we introduced Beer Pong to Serbia! They were skeptical that it would be fun when I was setting up and explaining the rules...

...But they were quickly won over! Nataša and Branko were the perfect candidates for the first round. And the perfect hosts for our Saturday Game Day.

 Nata had great form and was the MVP of the day.

 Soon, more guests arrived, and a whole new adventure in day drinking began. The day slowly progressed from Beer Pong to regular Ping Pong...

 ... and then to SkipBo!

This doesn't fit my narration at all, I just like this picture!

 Once again, even the little guys got in on some of the action, though they still have some work to do on their backhands.


Finally, you have one of the Mothers of all Going Out in Serbia: EXIT Festival!


 We only went for Sunday night's festivities, but the festival ran from Thursday to Sunday in Novi Sad, which is about an hour and a half up the highway. Nata and Roby were excited...

 ...While David, having been to his share of festivals, was prepared!

One interesting thing amongst many at EXIT are the pay cards. Way back when the festival first got going, you could only buy goods inside the grounds with "tokens," which you exchange for real currency at the gate. This concept, most likely spawned out of some Utopian ideal, has slowly evolved into a sophisticated way of keeping scammers from taking advantage of clueless foreigners holding handfuls of bills and not understanding that their large denominations mean very little.

 The crew walking to go see Nick Cave.

 Finally, going out means going home... or at least wandering around Novi Sad with a "beer to go" at three in the morning, hopelessly lost en route to the train station, and asking directions from equally inebriated and confused locals in vain. Needless to say, we made it to that train station, and they even let us on a train back to Belgrade! Hooray!